A young couple...

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A young couple...

Postby waylander » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:46 am

A young couple both in their late teens were reliving their childhood playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the bloke farts, causing some sand between his legs to shift. The girl notices, and squeals with laughter.
"How'd you do that?" she asks
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
"Can I try it?" she asks
"Sure," he says, "Anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox flew off, all the sand flies out, and the bloke is knocked over and covered in sand. He groggily gets up and finds the woman laying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle. "bloody hell, I didn't realise that twin-pipes were that effective!"

edited due to some concerns :D
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Re: A little boy and a little girl....

Postby McStang » Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:31 pm

Don't get me wrong, I can be a right sick bastard but there's just something not agreeing with me here :o

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Re: A little boy and a little girl....

Postby waylander » Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:10 pm

McStang wrote:Don't get me wrong, I can be a right sick bastard but there's just something not agreeing with me here :o



reading it now I can (sorta) see how this might be a bit objectionable :o , amended :D

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Re: A little boy and a little girl....

Postby McStang » Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:42 pm

Ha Ha

Well done fella :lol:

Edit; What about the title?


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